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This so mind-numbingly awful it just has to be shared:
Noah is sunbathing on Mount Ararat, feeling suitably smug when he hears a booming voice from the clouds.
GOD: Noah, Noah. I want you to build me another ark.
NOAH: Another one? Are there going to be more floods?
GOD: Possibly, I haven't decided yet but I want another ark - but different.
NOAH: How different?
GOD: I want this one built on several levels - lots of decks one on top of each other.
NOAH: ....yeah, right; what do want in it when it's built? The usual two of everything?
GOD: No, this time just fish
NOAH: FISH!! ??
GOD: And not just any old fish.....they've got to be all carp.
NOAH: but why?
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GOD: Because I've always wanted a multi-storey Carp Ark