Giovetti and Giovetti, Certified Public Accountants

The Firm Meet the Staff Where Are We? News
Gossip New Tax Laws Tax Help Credit Courses
Committees Articles CPE Courses The Computer Show

The World's Worst Joke? You be the Judge

This so mind-numbingly awful it just has to be shared:

Noah is sunbathing on Mount Ararat, feeling suitably smug when he hears a booming voice from the clouds.

GOD: Noah, Noah. I want you to build me another ark.

NOAH: Another one? Are there going to be more floods?

GOD: Possibly, I haven't decided yet but I want another ark - but different.

NOAH: How different?

GOD: I want this one built on several levels - lots of decks one on top of each other.

NOAH: ....yeah, right; what do want in it when it's built? The usual two of everything?

GOD: No, this time just fish


GOD: And not just any old fish.....they've got to be all carp.

NOAH: but why? - - - -
- - -
- - -

GOD: Because I've always wanted a multi-storey Carp Ark

All contents of The Computer Show are Copyright © 1998 Joppa Computersbacktothetop.gif 1.65 K