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God takes care of George

70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with great results.

Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally: Are you at peace with yourself?

George replied, "God and me are tight. We are so close that when I get up in the middle of the night, poof!...the light goes on in the bathroom. When I'm done, poof! the light goes off!" "Wow," said Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"

A little later in the day, Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Thelma," he said, "George is just fine. Physically he's great. But I had to call you because I'm puzzled about his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! The light goes on in the bathroom and then poof! The light goes off?'"

Thelma replied, "Oh God! He's peeing in the fridge again!"

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